"TAMA" ng mga taong nasa Likod nito.

(mga kaartehan ng mga nobelista't magagaling sa larangan ng panitikan)

EXCERPT Mula sa libro ni BOB ONG

 

STEPHEN KING-  merun Siyang tugtog,vitamin pill at basong tubig o tasa sa tabi nya.

ALEXANDRE DUMAS-Kumakain ng mansanas

SCHILLER-humihithit ng bulok na mansanas










 

COLETTE-nagkukuto ng pusa














 

WILLA CATHER-nagbabasa ng bible

HART CRANE-nakikipagparty biglang sisibat para humarap sa typewriter; Tumalon sa karagatan at nagsabing "GOODBYE EVERYBODY"

HEMINGWAY-Pagtatasa ng lapis, nakatayong nagsusulat; nagbaril sa ulo

MARK TWAIN-nakahiga

EDITH SIWELL- humihiga muna sa ataul bago magsulat

GEORGE SAND- nakikipagtalik

VOLTAIRE- likog ng kapareha ang ginagawang mesa

HENRY DAVID THOREAU- nakikipag usap sa mga hayop

LOUISA MAY ALCOTT- kumakanta sa ilalim ng buwan

CHARLES DICKEN- naglalakad ng 3 miles everyday at talong beses humahawak sa ilang bagay para swertehin

HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSON- kataulang "I AM NOT REALLY DEAD" sa tabi ng kama

SAINT-POL-ROUX- naglagay ng "THE POET IS WORKING" sa labas ng pinto habang natutulog

EDGAR ALLAN POE- nakaitim

EMILY DICKINSON- nakaputi; hindi nagpapakita ng sulat kamay

ALLAN GARGANUS- nakaover all

JOHN CHEEVER- underwear lang

FOREST MCDONALD- walang saplot

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN- walang damit habang nagsusulat

VICTOR HUGO- nakahubo

D.H. LAWRENCE- umaakyat ng puno

KIPLING- pinakaitim na tinta ang ginagamit

GERTRUDE STEIN- driver's seat ng kotse nagsusulat ng mga tula

ALDOUS HUXLEY- gumagamit ng ilong sa pagsusulat! (wapak!)

W.H. AUDEN- 25 cups ng tsaa

HONORE DE BALZAC- 50 cups ng coffee!

DJUNA BARNES- itinigil ang alak at sigarilyo; tinanggal lahat ng salamin sa bahay

TOLSTOY- nagyelo sa lamig sa gilid ng tren matapos ipamigay ang lahat ng kayamanan( sa sobrang yaman,di alam kung san ilalagay

ALFRED JARRY-huli nyang kahilingan: TOOTHPICK

SHERWOOD ANDERSON- Nalunok ang toothpick at namatay

TENNESSEE WILLIAMS- nabulunan sa takip ng bote

VIRGINIA WOOLF- nagpakalunod sa ilog matapos punuin ng mga bato ang bulsa niya

SERGEI ESENIN-Nagbigti matapos sumulat ng tula gamit ang dugong nanggaling sa nilaslas na pulso(di nakuntento sa 1 suicide lang)

FAULKNER-Inatake sa puso matapos malaglag sa kabayo

ROBERT E. HOWARD-Nagbaril din para sabayan ang pagpanaw ng comatose na ina

ANNE SEXTON-Idinaan sa carbon monoxide

SETH MORGAN-Nagpatalon ng motorsiklo mula Golden Gate Bridge papuntang San Francisco Bay

SYLVIA PALTH-Nagpasok sa sariling ulo sa oven! sariling ulo! sa oven! perfect 10!









**NOTE: Kids, don't try this at home. Ang gumaya sa mga nabanggit, walang originality. Saka susulatan ang nitso ng "KSP" at "MAMATAY NA SANA!"

"The 25 Rules of Considerate Conduct"

1. Pay attention

2. Acknowledge others

3. Think the best

4. Listen

5. Be inclusive

6. Speak kindly

7. Don't speak ill

8. Accept and give praise

9. Respect even a subtle "NO"

10. Respect others opinion

11. Mind your body

12. Be agreeable

13.Keep it down (and rediscover silence)

14. Respect other people's time

15. Respect other people's time

16. Apologize earnestly

17. Assert yourself

18. Avoid personal questions

19. Care for your guests

20. Be a considerate guest

21. Think twice before asking favors

22. Refrain from idle complaints

23. Accept and give constructive criticisms

24. Respect the environment and be gentle to animals

25. Don't shift responsibility and blame

~excerpt from CHOOSING CIVILITY: THE 25 RULES OF CONSIDERATE CONDUCT by P.M.Forni

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Mi Hombre Amore"

Daniel ko,

                        Una sa lahat, Nagpapasalamat ako sayo dahil kung hindi dahil sayo tuluyan ng nawala ang tiwala ko sa mga lalake. I also wanna say “sorry” kasi wala ako sa tabi mo na alam ko naman na kailangan na kailangan mo ako. Nagkalayo man tayo’t umabot pa halos ng tatlong Buwan. Alam mo nung makilala kita habang tumatagal, narerealize ko na di ko pala dapat pinapairal yung kasungitan ko. Pasensya kung minsan, nasusungitan kita saka nabubuhatan ng kamay ha? Sa totoo nga lang, ikaw pa tong mas malambing eh kaw tong lalake. Sensya girlfriend mo maton hehe=) kung tatanungin mo ako kung masaya ba ako sa piling mo, ang sagot isang malaking OO! Kung tutuusin maswerte na ako sa lagay na to kasi nakahanap ako ng isang lalaking tulad mo=) nasa sayo na nga halos ang katangian ng isang lalakeng hinahanap ko. Nagpapasalamat pa rin ako sa Diyos kasi nagtira pa siya para saken. Daniel, hiling ko lang sayo magtino ka. I know and naniniwala pa rin ako na matino ka nga..pero sobra akong masasaktan once na malaman ko na niloloko mo lang ako kasi masisira mo ang buong tiwala ko sayo. Ayoko nang masaktan, pagod na akong lumuha kaya pinapanalangin ko na lang na sana huli ka na sa buhay ko. Napag-isip isip ko na rin na habang tumatagal, nagmamature na ang pang unawa ko. If I could have the chance, I would like to spend the rest of my life with you. Alam kong bata pa tayo para sa love, pero naniniwala ako na merun ngang wagas na pag- ibig. I may sound weird and corny but what I think is true. I may not prove it but with you I wanna search the real meaning of it. Mahal kita Daniel, ramdam ko naman na Mahal mo rin ako. Wala man akong maipagmalaki sayo ngayon pero kaya kong patunayan na Mahal nga kita. Nung araw na nakita kitang umiyak sa harapan ko, hu- manga ako. Di ko akalain na may isang lalakeng kayang umiyak ng ganon. Di ko ineexpect na magsagawa mo yun. Kasi mataas ang tingin ko sayo, ang tingin ko sayo’y napakatigas. Now I know, “real men cry” astig mo=) Mahal kita Daniel hindi dahil sa ano ka pero Mahal kita at tinanggap ko kung sino ka. I love you more now than I ever did before. Ginusto kita hindi dahil sa kung anong merun ka, minahal kita bilang IKAW! Magdasal ka lagi, alam mong tanging dasal lang ang sandata mo kapag nagkagipitan na. Tanging sarili mo lang ang pagkakatiwalaan mo. Alam kong mahirap sitwasyon mo lalo na sa trabaho mo, pero isipin mo yung pangarap mo once na may ginawa kang kalokohan. Inggit lang sila wag kang papatalo. Kapag mas lalo ka pang umangat, mas lalo silang magngingitngit sa inggit. Yung tsismis na yan, lagi yan sa paligid kapag nagpaapekto ka, mas lalo silang matutuwa. Ipakita mo na di ka apektado para lalo silang maiinggit. Ganyan talaga ang buhay Mahal ko, hindi balance. Wala silang matsitsismis kung hinde ka nagpapaapekto. Kung wala kang kakampi, nandyan si GOD for you. Si GOD na ang bahala sa kanila basta’t wag ka lang bibitiw ^_^ sobrang namimiss kita lalo na nung valentine’s day. Naiinggit nga ako, wala akong ka-date! :-P..Pero ayos lang! haha=) Mahal na Mahal kita Daniel, pero natatakot pa rin ako na masaktan. I’ve put my trust on you so please be careful with my heart. Sana ako din pagkatiwalaan mo dahil di ko magagawang saktan ka. I’ve heard your tribulations from the past at ayoko ng madagdagan pa dahil saken. I’ve came up to write this letter and the thought that I don’t like you to read this in front of me. Ayoko kasing Makita ulit na umiiyak ka. Ayokong nakikita kitang nasasaktan that’s why I asked you to keep this and read it until you’ve moved out. I know this relationship will last. Yung pagpunta mo pa lang sa Laguna, tinuturing ko ng isang challenge yon para mapatunayan natin kung hanggang saan tayo magtatagal. Distance will never be a hindrance; I know this is just a test to see how love can travel. Una pa lang ito Mahal ko, malayo pa ang mararating natin kung tatatagan natin ang loob natin. I know myself, I could be very faithful but there’s another guy that I loved the most..and that’s GOD who gave me you! :”>

Iniisip ko nga minsan, hindi ako ang tamang babae for you. Napakabaet mo, nakakahinayang nga lang kulang ang panahon natin para sa isa’t isa. Namimiss talaga kita. Nalulumbay ako at hinahanap hanap ang lambing mo. Di pa tayo halos nagkakatampuhan kaya feeling ko magkakasundo talaga tayo. You’re so very tough. I really appreciate you how you love your family especially to your little sis. Marami ka ring mga kaibigan. And most of them you’ve treasured. NapakaHumble mo, di ka ata marunong magalit. Ni halos di ka nga makabasag pinggan sa hinhin. Daig mo pa ako! Haha=)) and the most, namimiss ko yung pagkamalambing mo. Super!! Lalo na yung tono ng salita mo^_^ and for me, you’re perfect! Kung merun man akong hindi nabanggit, pasensya ka na! yun lang kasi yung kapansin pansin sayo. Stay as you are! I don’t want changes from you. I’d loved you for who you are so stay the same. You’re a man of few words yet so sincere. You’re not selfish na halos wala ng matira sa sarili mo. You’re blessed! You’re loved! You’re the best! Just always put a smile on your face, kasi mas bagay mo=) Wag mo akong alalahanin dito kasi nasa maayos naman akong kalagayan. Promise ko, babawi ako sayo once na grumaduate na ako. Two years na lang^_^basta’t ipangako mo rin na hihintayin mo ako. Wala na akong ibang hiling kundi ang makasama ka. Yun lang ! saka sana wag mong pababayaan ang sarili mo. Puhunan mo ang lakas mo kaya magpakatatag ka’t magpalusog. Kung merun man na gugustuhin na makasama ka panghabambuhay,ako na marahil ang nangangarap nun. Kaya nga nagpapasalamat ako sayo, kasi dumating ka pa sa buhay ko na akala ko noon, di na ako muli makakakita pa ng matinong lalake. Almost perfect ka na Mahal! Iniimagine ko na yung sarili ko kasama ka. Gusto ko, pagkadilat ng mata ko, kaw ang una kong makikita at ang huling makikita ko bago matulog. San ka man mapunta, kaw lang ang isisigaw ng puso ko. Iba na tama ko sayo! Kaya wag ka muna malulungkot at mangangamba na mawawala ako kasi nagsisimula pa lang tayo para sa magandang kinabukasan. Marami akong pangarap, alam kong marami din sayo. Diba nga sabay tayong tutuparin yun. Walang mang iiwan, yan lang ang mission-vision ah! Haha! Kaw lang nagpapangiti saken kung nalulungkot ako. Whenever I think of you, the more I miss you. Pero tinitiis ko lang yun kasi alam ko, magkakasama tayo sa huli kaya di ako nag iisip ng nakakastress! Kaya ikaw, wag ka masyadong mamroblema. Go with the flow lang tayo. Sinubukan natin, dapat panindigan natin. Diba? Oh,mahaba na ata to. Di pa ito ang huli, Paunang bilin ko lang sayo ito ah? Wag mong kakalimutan! I’m a woman with a word of honor! Ahahahaha! Eto lang yung magagawa ko para mapatunayan ko sayo na tapat at totoo ang intension ko sayo. Basahin mo ito kapag nalulungkot ka para maalala mo naman ako kahit papano noh! :-P haha! Seryoso ako Daniel, kaya magseryoso ka din ah? This letter may be cheap but it’s the thought that counts. I love you Daniel, I’ll always will=) alagaan mo sarili mo doon ah? Yung health mo nako! Wag masyadong mag iinum, yung yosi saka alak pag pinagsabay, mahihighblood ka! Yung kinakaen mo, tignan tignan mo! Tandaan mo, pag wala ka na, pano na ako:/

Di kita iiwan, I’ll stop loving you when an apple tree bears an orange fruit on the 32^nd day of December! Naks! :PP hahaha! Cge na, sa susunod ulit,  I LOVE YOU! MUAH MUAH TSUP TSUP :-*

Always in love,

♥benaliza p.dacumos

PS: Save the hugs and kisses! ;)

     

''Two Months"

BENA♥DANIEL►yan ang bagong team up! bagong jowa! hahaha!! bagong buhay na din! Noong una,wala naman talaga akong balak mag boypren eh! Kaso nga lang, sa sobrang baet nung guy,nahulog ako sa kanya! PAKTAY! >.<
haha! let's not talk about that! Pag usapan natin kung anong klaseng lalake si DANIEL!

Hmmm..Ano nga ba? mabaet? oo!
Matalino? oo!
Gwapo? pwde!!?? :DD
Matangkad?? Ok lng xD
May abs? ok lng :DD


Sows! bakit pa napunta sa usapan na yan!! LOLS!

December 3,2011-->unang nagkita kami,nagsimula lang yan sa FB,nagkatxt! tapos eyeball agad!

Nanood ng sine,nagkwentuhan, nag boating sa Burnham Lake,picture2 pa! lols!

Dumako kami sa isang punto na nagkaaminan kami..Madali lang siyang kausap! Maski naman ako! Wala ng keme-keme! ihihihi! (ang landi!)

Dumalas ang txt! tapos dumalas na din kami nag date! Sympre,kami na non ahh!

Feel ko na at ramdam ko na! MAHAL AKO NITONG LALAKENG ito!

(SANA naman LORD! siya na :3 )

Sawa na akong umiyak,masaktan at umunuwa..

Ang laki na kaya ng damage ko sa EX-BF ko!!:((

Tapos pag eto,ginago ako,EWAN ko na lng! Ewan ko tlga! HMF! T.T

Nga lang , LDR na naman itech!

Pumunta siya ng LAGUNA for work! Iniwan na naman ako :(

Pero promise ko sa kanya,di ko siya iiwan^^

Kasi para sa kanya, ako lang daw nakakaintindi sa kanya..iniwan siya ng Ex nya, ng pamilya niya maski si God,minsan sinisisi niya..

Anong mamimiss ko sa kanya?

=Yakap nya,halik at ang pag aalaga niya.. Masarap magmahal ang isang Daniel Dacanay! Ituturing ka talaga niyang prinsesa,ibibigay sayo ang mundo! Wala na nga akong masabi eh! Nasa sa kanya na ang lahat! Di ko siya iiwan^^ peksman \m/

~HAPI MONTHSARY DANIEL! Mahal na mahal kita :*

''Ways on how to make a Girl SMILE (PART 1)"

1. Send her a cute goodnight text while she's sleeping so she wakes up with a smile on her face.

2. hug her unexpectedly, tell her she's beautiful, send her home, kiss her forehead/cheeks, let her knw tht u love her

3. Call her "BABY" it will make her melt every time. Promise.

4. Play with her FINGERS, she loves the way your hand touches hers.

5. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot or fine.

6. Express that you miss her when you're apart .

7. treat her like gravity. You fall for her everyday.

8. spend time with her. There's nothing women cherish more than time.

9. Give her your Jacket when its Cold... And tell her she can keep it...

10. Only LIE to her if it involves SURPRISING her. :)

11. Be sweeter then candy, make her feel like she's your world, spoil her with love and care. She'll smile for awhile.

12. STAY by her side and PROTECT her. Especially when no one else does

13. Call her just to tell her that you love her more than anything.

14. Text her "Good Morning Beautiful! Let her know that she is the FIRST thing you think about when you wake up.

15. Tell her every night before you go to sleep just exactly how much she means to you.

16. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

17. insecurities. Do not contact your EX.. And EX is certainly an EXample of ppl u shouldn't hv in the future

18. Buy her a single rose instead of a dozen

19. NEVER break your PROMISES and keep her SECRETS like they're yours.

20. tell her that she's just like the brightest star among the thousands and it makes you keep looking at her all day.

21. Treat Her like a Queen

22. Cook for Her

23. love her with all your heart ♥ and always be there for her :')

24. Respect Her Morals, Feelings And Thoughts. Don't Push Her To Do Anything. Move At Her Pace

25. show her she's always on your mind

26. Show her off to your friends, make her feel important.

27. Don't be afraid to admit when you're wrong.

28. Go to her house when she is sick, make soup for her, take care of her. You will be the best medicine ever!

29.Never give up on her. Even when she's messing up. Everyone makes mistakes but love can do anything

30. Tell her, "The day I go down on my knees for another girl, is the day I will tie the shoe lace for our daughter."

31. kiss her on the forehead or grab her by the waist and pull her and just look at her and kiss her <3 br="">
32. walk with her. Walk her home/ walk her to class/ stroll in the park etc

33. telling her she looks better without makeup...

34. writing long random cute letters and write it on her wall on Fb or texting it

35. She comes first. ALWAYS.

"Lamentations of Love"

I am the wind brought forth by the darkness of the night..
Silent, swift, and yet, subtle..
I am the first rays of morning light that races from the eastern horizon..
Soft, light, and so full of gentle warmth..
I am the first gentle drops of rain after a very long drought..
Cool,beautiful and so refreshing..
I am love..
And joy is mine.

I am not an accident of time, brought about by different forces..
I do not exist in a single moment, I am forever..
I'm not a product of spontaneous creation..
I do not suddenly occur at first sight..
But it is through me, that you see this world..
I am LOVE..
I am the alpha and the omega..

And yet, many times, I have been wronged..
For so many times, I have been blamed for grief..
Yes, the world goes round because of love..
I bring forth joy, and grief at my demise..
The flames of Troy and the blood of Romeo..
The birth of Christ and the death of Christ..
For Love,
For me.

Love, is somewhat like the finest of black chocolates..
90% bitter and 10% sweet..
Plaisir d'Amour,ne dure gu un moment.
Chagrin d'Amour,ne dure toute la vie..
Laugh,and laugh heartily..
aND YOU'LL CRY MORE OFTEN..
I am love..
And I do shed my tears..

Many have tried to find my meaning..
What is love? what is its object?
Many have tried, and ended in frustration..
For it is when you try to reason with love,
That you will discover that you have lost your own essence..
For I am not a matter of man's mortal thought..
Love is..
Because of love..

Yes, the world is borne of love..
And Armageddon beckons of love..
And when you laugh, I laugh with you..
And when you cry, I cry with you..
I do shed my own tears..
I cry..
Because of love.

''A fuckin' Advice''

~Fuck normality. Get piercings. Get tattoos. Do drugs. Get high. Drink till you pass out. Have sex. Love with all your heart. Play the music loud. Live your fucking life. Fuck what people expect of you. Do what makes you happy!

~FUCK U 28!!! >:(

Ang Walong Kasinungalingan ni INA

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say, "Eat this rice, son, I'm not hungry."

This was Mother's First Lie.
...
As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten; my heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish son, I don't really like fish."

This was Mother's Second Lie.

Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, "Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow morning." Mother smiled and said, "Go to sleep son, I'm not tired."

This was Mother's Third Lie.

When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her... Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother's love. Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said, "Drink son, I'm not thirsty!"

This was Mother's Fourth Lie.

After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle, who lived near my house, came to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying, "I don't need love."

This was Mother's Fifth Lie.

After I had finished my studies and got a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, "I have enough money."

That was Mother's Sixth Lie.

I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son. She said to me, "I'm not used to high living."

That was Mother's Seventh Lie.

In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, "Don't cry son, I'm not in pain."

That was Mother's Eighth Lie.

Telling me this eighth lie, she died.

YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL!

M - O - T - H - E - R

"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of gold,
"E" is for her eyes with love-light shining in them,
"R" means right , and right she'll always be,

Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER"

*I LOVE YOU MUDRA♥